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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." Oscar Wilde 4.7826 average rating Rate this Quote
"Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends national boundaries." Albert Einstein 4.8889 average rating Rate this Quote
"Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism." Robert Heinlein 4.7273 average rating Rate this Quote
"Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa." Dorothy Parker 4.9130 average rating Rate this Quote
"The cover of this book are too far apart." Ambrose Bierce 1.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The magnanimity and sensibility of a lady who faints when she sees a calf being killed, she is so kind hearted that she can't look at the blood, but enjoys serving the calf up with sauce" Leo Tolstoy 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The problem with America today is that too many people know too much about not enough." Margaret Mead 4.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"The problem with political jokes is that they get elected." George Bernard Shaw 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech." George Bernard Shaw 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that the has never known trouble." Sinclair Lewis 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"They turned the country up on its side, and everything loose fell into California." Frank Lloyd Wright 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"To limit the press is to insult a nation; to prohibit reading of certain books is to declare the inhabitants to be either fools or slaves." Claude Adrien Helvetius 3.8333 average rating Rate this Quote
"What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?" Abraham Lincoln 4.3077 average rating Rate this Quote
"Women want mediocre men. And men are working hard to become as medicore as possible." Margaret Mead Rate this Quote
"Yes, Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brain. So far you are correct. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat - at least, not with certainty. If the specimen composition you send is about your fair usual average, I should judge that a couple of whales would be all you would want for the present. Not the largest kind, but simply good middling-sized whales." Mark Twain 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving." Rodney Dangerfield 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"You're the reason our kids are so ugly." Groucho Marx 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Your father should have pulled out." John Wayne 4.6154 average rating Rate this Quote
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