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"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed..." Mark Twain 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it." Mark Twain 3.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Yes, Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brain. So far you are correct. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat - at least, not with certainty. If the specimen composition you send is about your fair usual average, I should judge that a couple of whales would be all you would want for the present. Not the largest kind, but simply good middling-sized whales." Mark Twain 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." Napoleon Bonaparte 4.7619 average rating Rate this Quote
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." Oscar Wilde 4.7826 average rating Rate this Quote
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde 4.8889 average rating Rate this Quote
"She wore too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman." Oscar Wilde 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"By giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it [modern journalism] keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community." Oscar Wilde 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"A committee is a creature with three or more legs and no brain." Robert Heinlein 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." Robert Heinlein 4.7917 average rating Rate this Quote
"Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism." Robert Heinlein 4.7273 average rating Rate this Quote
"You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving." Rodney Dangerfield 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that the has never known trouble." Sinclair Lewis 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Dustin Farnum: "I've never been better! In the last act yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats." Oliver Herford: "How clever of you to think of it." O, she is the antidote to desire." William Congreve 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Men are apt to offend ('tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive." William Congreve 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse." Woody Allen 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever." Woody Allen 3.4000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog." Yoko Ono 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
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