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"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence."	George Bernard Shaw
"The problem with political jokes is that they get elected."	George Bernard Shaw
"If I wanted any shit from you, I'd scrape it off your dick!"	George Bernard Shaw
"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech."	George Bernard Shaw
"Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve."	George Bernard Shaw
"Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry."	George Bernard Shaw
"If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog."	Yoko Ono
"Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa."	Dorothy Parker
"A committee is a creature with three or more legs and no brain."	Robert Heinlein
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."	Robert Heinlein
"Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism."	Robert Heinlein
"You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving."	Rodney Dangerfield
"The magnanimity and sensibility of a lady who faints when she sees a calf being killed, she is so kind hearted that she can't look at the blood, but enjoys serving the calf up with sauce"	Leo Tolstoy
"Women want mediocre men. And men are working hard to become as medicore as possible."	Margaret Mead
"The problem with America today is that too many people know too much about not enough."	Margaret Mead
"A humanitarian is always a hypocrite."	George Orwell
"Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept a guy with a big white beard hawking his own custom blend of saw palmetto and squirrel dandruff that it is to hear a real doctor telling us to lay off the big macs, and get off our fat asses and take a walk every decade or so."	Dennis Miller
"Life's tough. It's tougher if you're stupid."	John Wayne
"Your father should have pulled out."	John Wayne
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