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"Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends national boundaries." Albert Einstein 4.8889 average rating Rate this Quote
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." Robert Heinlein 4.7917 average rating Rate this Quote
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." Oscar Wilde 4.7826 average rating Rate this Quote
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." Napoleon Bonaparte 4.7619 average rating Rate this Quote
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!" Groucho Marx 4.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"The problem with America today is that too many people know too much about not enough." Margaret Mead 4.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism." Robert Heinlein 4.7273 average rating Rate this Quote
"Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed." Mark Twain 4.7143 average rating Rate this Quote
"A stiff apology is a second insult…. The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt." Gilbert Keith Chesterton 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me." Frederick Douglass 4.6364 average rating Rate this Quote
"Your father should have pulled out." John Wayne 4.6154 average rating Rate this Quote
"I could dance with you until the cows come home... on second thoughts, I'll dance with the cows and you go home." Groucho Marx 4.6000 average rating Rate this Quote
"By giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it [modern journalism] keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community." Oscar Wilde 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If this is tea, please bring me some coffee... but if this is coffee, please bring me some tea." Abraham Lincoln 4.4000 average rating Rate this Quote
"What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?" Abraham Lincoln 4.3077 average rating Rate this Quote
"Coolidge was known for his terse speech and reticence. A woman bet her friend that she could get Coolidge to speak to her, which was something he was reluctant to do. She went up to him and said: "Hello, Mr. President, I bet my friend that I could get you to say three words to me." "You lose," Coolidge replied dryly, and walked away." Author Unknown 4.2000 average rating Rate this Quote
"He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing. Let him not be troubled by what seems absurd, but concentrate his energies to the creation of what is good. He must not demolish, but build. He must raise temples where mankind may come and partake of the purest pleasure." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that the has never known trouble." Sinclair Lewis 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse." Woody Allen 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
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