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"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." George Bernard Shaw 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse." Woody Allen 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!" Groucho Marx 4.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it." Groucho Marx 4.9286 average rating Rate this Quote
"If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog." Yoko Ono 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If I wanted any shit from you, I'd scrape it off your dick!" George Bernard Shaw 3.5556 average rating Rate this Quote
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever." Woody Allen 3.4000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If this is tea, please bring me some coffee... but if this is coffee, please bring me some tea." Abraham Lincoln 4.4000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved." J. Russel Lynes 4.8889 average rating Rate this Quote
"Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it." Mark Twain 3.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed..." Mark Twain 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Life's tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." John Wayne 4.9778 average rating Rate this Quote
"Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept a guy with a big white beard hawking his own custom blend of saw palmetto and squirrel dandruff that it is to hear a real doctor telling us to lay off the big macs, and get off our fat asses and take a walk every decade or so." Dennis Miller Rate this Quote
"Men are apt to offend ('tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive." William Congreve 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." Napoleon Bonaparte 4.7619 average rating Rate this Quote
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." Robert Heinlein 4.7917 average rating Rate this Quote
"Only cowards insult dying majesty." Aesop 3.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed." Mark Twain 4.7143 average rating Rate this Quote
"Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve." George Bernard Shaw Rate this Quote
"She wore too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman." Oscar Wilde 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
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