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"A stiff apology is a second insult…. The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt." Gilbert Keith Chesterton 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it." Groucho Marx 4.9286 average rating Rate this Quote
"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot." Groucho Marx 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!" Groucho Marx 4.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"You're the reason our kids are so ugly." Groucho Marx 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"He's a male chauvinistic piglet." Groucho Marx 1.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world." Groucho Marx 1.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?" Groucho Marx 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I could dance with you until the cows come home... on second thoughts, I'll dance with the cows and you go home." Groucho Marx 4.6000 average rating Rate this Quote
"He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them." Henny Youngman Rate this Quote
"If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved." J. Russel Lynes 4.8889 average rating Rate this Quote
"He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing. Let him not be troubled by what seems absurd, but concentrate his energies to the creation of what is good. He must not demolish, but build. He must raise temples where mankind may come and partake of the purest pleasure." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Life's tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." John Wayne 4.9778 average rating Rate this Quote
"Your father should have pulled out." John Wayne 4.6154 average rating Rate this Quote
"The magnanimity and sensibility of a lady who faints when she sees a calf being killed, she is so kind hearted that she can't look at the blood, but enjoys serving the calf up with sauce" Leo Tolstoy 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I was looking for an American symbol. A Coca-Cola bottle or a Mickey Mouse would have been ridiculous, doing anything with the American flag would have been insulting, and Cadillac hub caps were just too uncomfortable." (speaking about the dress she wore made of American Express Cards)" Lizzy Gardiner 1.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"Women want mediocre men. And men are working hard to become as medicore as possible." Margaret Mead Rate this Quote
"The problem with America today is that too many people know too much about not enough." Margaret Mead 4.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why." Mark Twain 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed." Mark Twain 4.7143 average rating Rate this Quote
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