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"Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?"	Groucho Marx
"I could dance with you until the cows come home... on second thoughts, I'll dance with the cows and you go home."	Groucho Marx
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."	Napoleon Bonaparte
"Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends national boundaries."	Albert Einstein
"The cover of this book are too far apart."	Ambrose Bierce
"If this is tea, please bring me some coffee... but if this is coffee, please bring me some tea."	Abraham Lincoln
"What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?"	Abraham Lincoln
"I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why."	Mark Twain
"Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed."	Mark Twain
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."	Mark Twain
"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed..."	Mark Twain
"Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it."	Mark Twain
"Yes, Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brain. So far you are correct. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat - at least, not with certainty. If the specimen composition you send is about your fair usual average, I should judge that a couple of whales would be all you would want for the present. Not the largest kind, but simply good middling-sized whales."	Mark Twain
"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse."	Woody Allen
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."	Woody Allen
"Dustin Farnum: "I've never been better! In the last act yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats." Oliver Herford: "How clever of you to think of it." O, she is the antidote to desire."	William Congreve
"Men are apt to offend ('tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive."	William Congreve
"Coolidge was known for his terse speech and reticence. A woman bet her friend that she could get Coolidge to speak to her, which was something he was reluctant to do. She went up to him and said: "Hello, Mr. President, I bet my friend that I could get you to say three words to me." "You lose," Coolidge replied dryly, and walked away."	Author Unknown
"Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."	Author Unknown
"He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them."	Henny Youngman
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