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"She wore too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman." Oscar Wilde 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"They turned the country up on its side, and everything loose fell into California." Frank Lloyd Wright 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot." Groucho Marx 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"You're the reason our kids are so ugly." Groucho Marx 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?" Groucho Marx 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why." Mark Twain 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed..." Mark Twain 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Yes, Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brain. So far you are correct. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat - at least, not with certainty. If the specimen composition you send is about your fair usual average, I should judge that a couple of whales would be all you would want for the present. Not the largest kind, but simply good middling-sized whales." Mark Twain 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." George Bernard Shaw 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry." George Bernard Shaw 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"A committee is a creature with three or more legs and no brain." Robert Heinlein 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving." Rodney Dangerfield 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The magnanimity and sensibility of a lady who faints when she sees a calf being killed, she is so kind hearted that she can't look at the blood, but enjoys serving the calf up with sauce" Leo Tolstoy 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"A humanitarian is always a hypocrite." George Orwell 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Life's tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." John Wayne 4.9778 average rating Rate this Quote
"I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it." Groucho Marx 4.9286 average rating Rate this Quote
"Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa." Dorothy Parker 4.9130 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved." J. Russel Lynes 4.8889 average rating Rate this Quote
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde 4.8889 average rating Rate this Quote
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