famous quotes and quotations Over 15,000 quotations and famous quotes.




box bottom

QuoteWorld :: Insults Search in this category

1 2 3 Next >>
Quote Author Rating Rate  
"If this is tea, please bring me some coffee... but if this is coffee, please bring me some tea." Abraham Lincoln 4.4000 average rating Rate this Quote
"What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?" Abraham Lincoln 4.3077 average rating Rate this Quote
"Only cowards insult dying majesty." Aesop 3.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends national boundaries." Albert Einstein 4.8889 average rating Rate this Quote
"The cover of this book are too far apart." Ambrose Bierce 1.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Coolidge was known for his terse speech and reticence. A woman bet her friend that she could get Coolidge to speak to her, which was something he was reluctant to do. She went up to him and said: "Hello, Mr. President, I bet my friend that I could get you to say three words to me." "You lose," Coolidge replied dryly, and walked away." Author Unknown 4.2000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure--that is all that agnosticism means." Clarence Seward Darrow 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"To limit the press is to insult a nation; to prohibit reading of certain books is to declare the inhabitants to be either fools or slaves." Claude Adrien Helvetius 3.8333 average rating Rate this Quote
"Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept a guy with a big white beard hawking his own custom blend of saw palmetto and squirrel dandruff that it is to hear a real doctor telling us to lay off the big macs, and get off our fat asses and take a walk every decade or so." Dennis Miller Rate this Quote
"Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa." Dorothy Parker 4.9231 average rating Rate this Quote
"They turned the country up on its side, and everything loose fell into California." Frank Lloyd Wright 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me." Frederick Douglass 4.6364 average rating Rate this Quote
"A humanitarian is always a hypocrite." George Orwell 4.4286 average rating Rate this Quote
"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." George Bernard Shaw 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The problem with political jokes is that they get elected." George Bernard Shaw 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If I wanted any shit from you, I'd scrape it off your dick!" George Bernard Shaw 3.5556 average rating Rate this Quote
"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech." George Bernard Shaw 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve." George Bernard Shaw Rate this Quote
"Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry." George Bernard Shaw 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
1 2 3 Next >>


Browse Insults quotes by Author:
Abraham Lincoln Aesop Albert Einstein
Ambrose Bierce Author Unknown Clarence Seward Darrow
Claude Adrien Helvetius Dennis Miller Dorothy Parker
Frank Lloyd Wright Frederick Douglass George Bernard Shaw
George Orwell Gilbert Keith Chesterton Groucho Marx
Henny Youngman Johann Wolfgang von Goethe John Wayne
J. Russel Lynes Leo Tolstoy Lizzy Gardiner
Margaret Mead Mark Twain Napoleon Bonaparte
Oscar Wilde Robert Heinlein Rodney Dangerfield
Sinclair Lewis William Congreve Woody Allen
Yoko Ono    



QuoteWorld © 2010