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"There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes the whole universe for a vast practical joke." Herman Melville 4.2500 average rating Rate this Quote
"Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?" Dan Fielding 4.2000 average rating Rate this Quote
"With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die." Abraham Lincoln 4.2000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it." Erma Louise Bombeck 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Righteous people have no sense of humor." Bertolt Brecht 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"For health and the constant enjoyment of life, give me a keen and ever-present sense of humor; it is the next best thing to an abiding faith in providence." George Barrell Cheever 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down…. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified." Gilbert Keith Chesterton 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for 5 seconds and think for 10 minutes." William Davis 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth." Umberto Eco 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Here's a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or evolve: something that stings you, then laughs at you." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor." Jennifer Jones 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that the has never known trouble." Sinclair Lewis 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." Julius Henry Marx 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown." Woody Allen 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Without geography, you're nowhere." Author Unknown 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it." Author Unknown 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument." Zsa Zsa Gabor 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by 9 o'clock." Ronald Reagan 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"[We look like] a road company of the Last Supper." Dorothy Parker 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them." Niels Henrik David Bohr 3.8750 average rating Rate this Quote
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Niels Henrik David Bohr Norman Cousins Orison Swett Marden
Owen Gleiberman Patricia Hitchcock Peter's Almanac
Ralph Waldo Emerson Rebecca West Reinhold Niebuhr
Rene Descartes Richard Milhouse Nixon Robert
Robert Anson Heinlein Robert Killinger Robert Lee Frost
Rodney Dangerfield Romain Gary Ronald Reagan
Rupert Brooke Russell Lynes Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Samuel S. Janus Shirley MacLaine Sinclair Lewis
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