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"Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think, grieve, or feel."	Eugene Lam
"Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human relations. Class never makes excuses. It takes its lumps and learns from past mistakes. Class bespeaks an aristocracy unrelated to ancestors or money. Some extremely wealthy people have no class at all, while others who are struggling to make ends meet are loaded with it. Class is real. You can't fake it. Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not attempt to look better by making others look worse. Everyone is comfortable with the person who has class because he is comfortable with himself. If you have class, you've got it made. If you don't have class, no matter what else you have, it won't make up for it."	Ann Landers
"I believe a man is born first unto himself-for the happy developing of himself, while the world is a nursery, and the pretty things are to be snatched for, and pleasant things tasted; some people seem to exist thus right to the end. But most are born again on entering manhood; then they are born to humanity, to a consciousness of all the laughing, and the never-ceasing murmur of pain and sorrow that comes from the terrible multitudes of brothers."	D(avid) H(erbert) Lawrence
"There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that the has never known trouble."	Sinclair Lewis
"A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents."	Georg Christopher Lichtenberg
"With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die."	Abraham Lincoln
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you."	J. M. Linsner
"People who are tremendously concerned about their identification, their individuality, their self-expression, or their sense of humor, always seem to be missing the very things they pursue."	Walter J. Lippmann
"If you're not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there."	Martin Luther
"If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved."	J. Russel Lynes
"The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused."	Shirley MacLaine
"Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings."	John Gillespie Magee
"Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us."	Orison Swett Marden
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."	Julius Henry Marx
"I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation."	W(illiam) Somerset Maugham
"Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can."	Elsa Maxwell
"A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles."	Mignon McLaughlin
"A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than anybody else, and, second, that nobody else is either."	Homer McLin
"It's no accident many accuse me of conducting public affairs with my heart instead of my head. Well, what if I do? ... Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either."	Golda Meir
"Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either."	Golda Meir
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Mae West	Mahatma Gandhi	Martin Luther
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