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"Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children."
Kahlil Gibran
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you."
J. M. Linsner
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone."
Anthony Burgess
"Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can."
Elsa Maxwell
"Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory."
Alan Alda
"Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on."
Bob Newhart
"Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects."
Arnold H. Glasgow
"Laughter is an instant vacation!"
Milton Berle
"Laughter is complete rapture vocalized."
Allison Kearney
"Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think, grieve, or feel."
Eugene Lam
"Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God."
Karl Barth
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
Victor Borge
"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face."
Victor Hugo
"Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh."
Katharine Houghton Hepburn
"Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the right punchline."
Becky Alunan
"Life is God's joke on us. It's our mission to figure out the punchline."
John Guarrine
"Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer."
Douglas Adams
"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be."
William Hazlitt
"Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by 9 o'clock."
Ronald Reagan
"More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself and enjoy the pursuit of your dreams."
Amy Grant
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