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"The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for 5 seconds and think for 10 minutes."	William Davis
"Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears."	Rene Descartes
"If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man, don't bother analyzing his ways of being silent, of talking, of weeping, of seeing how much he is moved by noble ideas; you will get better results if you just watch him laugh. If he laughs well, he's a good man."	Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
"It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment."	Freeman John Dyson
"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails."	Max Forrester Eastman
"It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor."	Max Forrester Eastman
"Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth."	Umberto Eco
"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods."	Albert Einstein
"If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter."	Henry Elliot
"To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intellingent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded."	Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The definition of success--To laugh much; to win respect of intelligent persons and the affections of children; to earn the approbation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give one's self; to leave the world a little better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition.; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm, and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived--this is to have succeeded."	Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I used to always think that I'd look back on us crying and laugh, but, I never thought I'd look back on us laughing and cry. "	Ralph Waldo Emerson
"A sense of humor … is the ability to understand a joke and that the joke is oneself."	Clifton Paul Fadiman
"Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?"	Dan Fielding
"I have often been downcast, but never in despair; I regard our hiding as a dangerous adventure, romantic and interesting at the same time. In my diary I treat all the privations as amusing. I have made up my mind now to lead a different life from other girls and, later on, different from ordinary housewives. My start has been so very full of interest, and that is the sole reason why I have to laugh at the humorous side of the most dangerous moments."	Anne Frank
"Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I'll forgive Thy great big one on me."	Robert Lee Frost
"It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You can simultaneously laugh at a situation, and take it seriously."	Stephen Fry
"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge That myth is more potent than history That dreams are more powerful than facts That hope always triumphs over experience That laughter is the only cure for grief And I believe that love is stronger than death."	Robert
"Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention. But it has no persuasive value at all."	John Kenneth Galbraith
"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost anything."	Herbert Gardner
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Laurie E. Colwin	Lewis Carroll	Louisa May Alcott
Mae West	Mahatma Gandhi	Martin Luther
Max Beerbohm	Max Forrester Eastman	Maya Angelou
Mel Brooks	Mignon McLaughlin	Miguel de Cervantes
Milton Berle	Napolean Bonaparte	Nicolas Chamfort
Niels Henrik David Bohr	Norman Cousins	Orison Swett Marden
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