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"Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor has a hundred faces; tragedy only a few." H. G. Mendelson 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on." Bob Newhart 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh." Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh." Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Humor is reason gone mad." Groucho Marx 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I have just got a new theory of eternity." Albert Einstein 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Every survival kit should include a sense of humor." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"When you become senile, you won't know it." Bill Cosby 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide." Mahatma Gandhi 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say." Henny Youngman 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I can do anything. In GQ, I appeared as a man." Boy George 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions." Ralph Waldo Emerson 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Please tell me you're Republicans." Ronald Reagan 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"My doctors told me this morning my blood pressure is down so low that I can start reading the newspapers." Ronald Reagan 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery." Dorothy Parker 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table." Rodney Dangerfield 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
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Owen Gleiberman Patricia Hitchcock Peter's Almanac
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Robert Anson Heinlein Robert Killinger Robert Lee Frost
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