famous quotes and quotations Over 15,000 quotations and famous quotes.







box bottom

QuoteWorld :: Humor Search in this category

Sub Categories:
Laughter    


<< Previous 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Quote Author Rating Rate  
"The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon." Russell Lynes Rate this Quote
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." Fred Allen 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Batten, Barton, Durstine & Osborne-sounds like a trunk falling down a flight of stairs." Fred Allen 2.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut." Fred Allen 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back." Fred Allen Rate this Quote
<< Previous 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12


Browse Humor quotes by Author:
Abraham Lincoln Alan Alda Albert Einstein
Allison Kearney Amy Grant Anne Frank
Ann Landers Anthony Burgess Aristotle
Arnold H. Glasgow Author Unknown Becky Alunan
Bennett Alfred Cerf Bertolt Brecht Bill Cosby
Bill Bryson Bob Newhart Boy George
B. J. Gupta Charles De Gaulle Charles Hendrickson Brower
Clarence Seward Darrow Clifton Paul Fadiman Cullen Hightower
Dan Fielding Dean Koontz Dick Clark
Dorothy Parker Douglas Adams D(avid) H(erbert) Lawrence
Edgar Watson Howe Edward Albee Elbert Hubbard
Ellie Katz Elsa Maxwell Eric Idle
Erma Louise Bombeck Ernest Miller Hemingway Ethel Barrymore
Eugene Lam Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky Frank A. Clark
Fred Allen Freeman John Dyson Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
George George Burns George Carlin
George Barrell Cheever George Gordon George Gordon Byron
Georg Christopher Lichtenberg Gilbert Keith Chesterton Gloria Steinem
Golda Meir Gordon William Allport Groucho Marx
Helen Hayes Henny Youngman Henry Ward Beecher
Henry Cate, VII Henry Elliot Henry Louis Mencken
Henry Miller Herbert Gardner Herman Melville
Hilaire Belloc Homer McLin H. G. Mendelson
Isaac Asimov Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] Jean de LaBruyere
Jennifer Jones Johann Wolfgang von Goethe John Fitzgerald Kennedy
John Gillespie Magee John Guarrine John Kenneth Galbraith
Jonathan Carroll Joseph Addison Julius Henry Marx
J. M. Linsner J. Russel Lynes Kahlil Gibran
Karl Barth Katharine Houghton Hepburn Larry Gelbart
Laurie E. Colwin Lewis Carroll Louisa May Alcott
Mae West Mahatma Gandhi Martin Luther
Max Beerbohm Max Forrester Eastman Maya Angelou
Mel Brooks Mignon McLaughlin Miguel de Cervantes
Milton Berle Napolean Bonaparte Nicolas Chamfort
Niels Henrik David Bohr Norman Cousins Orison Swett Marden
Owen Gleiberman Patricia Hitchcock Peter's Almanac
Ralph Waldo Emerson Rebecca West Reinhold Niebuhr
Rene Descartes Richard Milhouse Nixon Robert
Robert Anson Heinlein Robert Killinger Robert Lee Frost
Rodney Dangerfield Romain Gary Ronald Reagan
Rupert Brooke Russell Lynes Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Samuel S. Janus Shirley MacLaine Sinclair Lewis
Sir Francis Bacon Sir Walter Besant Sri da Avabhas
Stephen Fry Sébastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort Terry Cohen
Theodore M. Hesburgh Umberto Eco Victor Borge
Victor Hugo Walter J. Lippmann William Hazlitt
William Davis Woody Allen Wystan Hugh Auden
W(illiam) Somerset Maugham Zsa Zsa Gabor (Justin) Brooks Atkinson
(William) Harvey Cox    
blank
blank blank
 blank

QuoteWorld © 2008