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"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!"	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns---regular sun and 'rogue' sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was, I'd say, 'Regular time?' And they'd say, 'Yeah.' And I'd say, 'Sorry, all I have is rogue time.' It'd be fun to be a stuck-up rogue-time guy."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"Instead of putting a quarter under a kid's pillow, how about a pinecone? That way, he learns that 'wishing' isn't going to save our national forests."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads that gave us a shock whenever we did something to disobey the president. Then somehow I get myself elected president."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they'd still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn't eat so much."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size, and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there. But don't ever call us 'ants,' because we hate that."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because do you hide from it or not?"	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk. After that, I'm not sure, but maybe you could throw some water in his face or something."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"Whenever anyone says 'I can't,' it makes me wish he'd get stung to death by about ten thousand bees. When he says 'I'll try,' five thousand bees. ('I can,' one bee.)"	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little basket-beds with my name on it."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name was Blankenship."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick 'Americans' as their mascot."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out west and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say, 'Looking for gold, ya durn fool.' He'd say, 'Your pick is gold.' And I'd say, 'well, that was easy.' Good joke, huh?"	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't really our civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our REAL civilization. After that, we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they're waving good-bye."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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Anton Pavlovich Chekhov	Aristotle	Arnold H. Glasgow
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Bertrand Russell	Bible	Bill Cosby
B. A. Billingsly	Carl Gustav Jung	Carter Hodding
Charles Caleb Colton	Charles Dickens	Charles Augustus Lindbergh
Charles Franklin Kettering	Clive Staples Lewis	Confucius
Corazón Cojuangco Aquino	Curtis Grant	Daniel Hudson Burnham
Dean Koontz	Demosthenes	Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Dr. Samuel Johnson	Dr. Thomas Fuller	Dwight David Eisenhower
Earl Nightingale	Edward Kennedy	Edward Morgan Forster
Ed Lindeman	Elaine Agather	Emily Dickinson
Emily Elizabeth Dickinson	Emil Brunner	Epictetus
Epicurus	Erica Mann Jong	Erich Fromm
Erma Louise Bombeck	Ernest Miller Hemingway	Fawn M. Brodie
Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky	Florence Nightingale	Francis Eliza Hodgson Burnett
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche	F(rancis) Scott	Gaius Julius Caesar
George Eliot	George Frederick Handel	George Herbert
George Herbert Walker Bush	Georg Christopher Lichtenberg	Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Giordano Bruno	Gordon William Allport	Greenday
Guy Albert Lombardo	Hannah Nixon	Harriet Du Autermont
Hebrews 11:1-2 Bible	Henry Ford	Heraclitus
Hodding Carter	Horace	Häfiz
Irvin Shrewsbury Cobb	Isaac Asimov	Ivan Illich
Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]	Jacques Cousteau	Javan
Jean Kerr	Jerry Coleman	Jesse Louis Jackson
Joe Moore	Johann Wolfgang von Goethe	Johathan Edwards
John Anthony Ciardi	John Fitzgerald Kennedy	John Gay
John Johnson	John Perry Barlow	John Quincy Adams
Joseph Addison	Joseph Conrad	Joseph Joubert
Josh Billings	Juvenal	J. Russel Lynes
Kahlil Gibran	Kalidasa	Karen Lamb
Katherine Mansfield	Ken Lancaster	Lady Nancy Astor
Laertius Diogenes	Learned Hand	Lillian Hellman
Lyndon Baines Johnson	Madeleine L'Engle	Marcus Tullius Cicero
Martin Luther	Mary Catherine Bateson	Mignon McLaughlin
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi	Napolean Bonaparte	Napoleon I
Niccolo Machiavelli	Nicholas Boileau	Nigel Kneale
Noel Coward	Norman Cousins	Ogden Nash
Oliver Goldsmith	Oliver Herford	Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.	Oriana Fallaci	Orison Swett Marden
Patrice Gifford	Patrick Henry	Peter F(erdinand) Drucker
Pierre Corneille	Ralph Waldo Emerson	Ralph Kiner
Reinhold Niebuhr	Richard Dawkins	Richard David Bach
Richard Milhouse Nixon	Robert	Robert Charles Benchley
Robert Edward Lee	Robert Francis Kennedy	Robert Green Ingersoll
Rose Elizabeth Bird	Saint Augustine	Adela Rogers St. Johns
Samuel Taylor Coleridge	Sextus Julius Frontinus	Sid Ceaser
Sigmund Freud	Sir Francis Bacon	Sir Isaiah Berlin
Sir James Matthew Barrie	Sir John Lubbock	Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
Susanna Moodie	Swedish Carol	Søren Aaby Kierkegaard
Thomas Hardy	Thomas Jefferson	Thomas Arnold
Thomas Edward Bodett	Thomas Mann	Thomas à Kempis
Tom Clancy	Tryon Edwards	Ursala Lequin
Ursula K. LeGuin	Vartan Gregorian	Victor Hugo
Václav Havel	Walter Benjamin	Walter Savage Landor
Wendell Berry	Wilfred Wilson Gibson	William Hazlitt
William Cowper	William James "Will" Durant	William Least Heat Moon
William S. Gilbert	Woody Allen	Wystan Hugh Auden
Zora Neale Hurston	Æschylus