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"I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.6000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out west and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say, 'Looking for gold, ya durn fool.' He'd say, 'Your pick is gold.' And I'd say, 'well, that was easy.' Good joke, huh?" Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns---regular sun and 'rogue' sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was, I'd say, 'Regular time?' And they'd say, 'Yeah.' And I'd say, 'Sorry, all I have is rogue time.' It'd be fun to be a stuck-up rogue-time guy." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 2.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.3636 average rating Rate this Quote
"I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name was Blankenship." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I wish our clever young poets would remember my homely definitions of prose and poetry; that is prose; words in their best order;-poetry; the best words in the best order." Samuel Taylor Coleridge 3.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little basket-beds with my name on it." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they'd still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn't eat so much." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk. After that, I'm not sure, but maybe you could throw some water in his face or something." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I'm always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I wish it was easy to follow that advice It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not." Mignon McLaughlin 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't really our civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our REAL civilization. After that, we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they're waving good-bye." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 2.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!" Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.7692 average rating Rate this Quote
"If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the part where I take it EASY!" Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.4444 average rating Rate this Quote
"If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that will tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 2.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.7727 average rating Rate this Quote
"If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country." Edward Morgan Forster 4.7619 average rating Rate this Quote
"If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and power, but for the passionate sense of the potential, for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible. Pleasure disappoints, possibility never. And what wine is so sparkling, what so fragrant, what so intoxicating, as possibility!" Søren Aaby Kierkegaard 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If it were not for hopes, the heart would break." Erich Fromm 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability." Henry Ford 4.5263 average rating Rate this Quote
"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed." Albert Einstein 4.8200 average rating Rate this Quote
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