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"Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups."	Author Unknown
"In God we trust, all others we virus scan."	Author Unknown
"It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature."	Author Unknown
"I just wish my mouth had a backspace key."	Author Unknown
"Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software."	Author Unknown
"When one bases his life on principle, 99 percent of his decisions are already made."	Author Unknown
"Did you ever notice that when you put the words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS?"	Author Unknown
"People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women."	Author Unknown
"Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension."	Author Unknown
"A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it."	Author Unknown
"The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them."	Author Unknown
"I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!"	Author Unknown
"I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art."	Kahlil Gibran
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."	Henny Youngman
"Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency."	Henny Youngman
"Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it."	Henny Youngman
"We aim to please... You aim too, please."	Henny Youngman
"Fortitude is the marshal of thought, the armor of the will, and the fort of reason."	Francis Bacon
"Chase after truth like hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat-tails."	Clarence Darrow
"RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages."	Dave Barry
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