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"Well actually it's a lot like smoking a cigar, but you don't bite the tip off."
Tom Clancy
"The other day I say a fly walking down the street with his man open."
Tom Clancy
"When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear."
Tom Clancy
"There are four types of men in the world; lovers, opportunists, lookers-on, and imbeciles. The happiest are the imbeciles."
Tom Clancy
"Friends and neighbors complain that taxes are indeed very heavy, and if those laid on by the government were the only ones we had to pay, we might the more easily discharge them; but we have many others, and much more grievous to some of us. We are taxed twice as much by our idleness, three times as much by our pride, and four times as much by our folly."
Benjamin Franklin
"Use what talent you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best."
Henry Van Dyke
"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education."
Bertrand Russell
"Passive acceptance of the teacher's wisdom is easy to most boys and girls. It involves no effort of independent thought, and seems rational because the teacher knows more than his pupils; it is moreover the way to win the favour of the teacher unless he is a very exceptional man. Yet the habit of passive acceptance is a disastrous one in later life. It causes man to seek and to accept a leader, and to accept as a leader whoever is established in that position."
Bertrand Russell
"People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built."
Eleanor Roosevelt
"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween."
Author Unknown
"Computers have lots of memory but no imagination."
Author Unknown
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."
Author Unknown
"Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software."
Author Unknown
"If it draws blood, it's hardware."
Author Unknown
"I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere."
Author Unknown
"Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?"
Author Unknown
"RAM disk is not an installation procedure."
Author Unknown
"Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks."
Author Unknown
"The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord."
Author Unknown
"Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it."
Author Unknown
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