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"An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead."	Homer Simpson
"© Copywrong 1995 - All rights reversed."	Homer Simpson
"What was that number for 911 again?"	Homer Simpson
"Oh my god! Space Aliens!!! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids... EAT THEM!!!"	Homer Simpson
"Lisa, you're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all by yourself."	Homer Simpson
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel."	Homer Simpson
"The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy."	Douglas Adams
"A day without sunshine is like night."	Douglas Adams
"One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him."	Douglas Adams
"A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy. It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide, and quite a lot of million light years from end to end. As it closed up [...] Two hundred and thirty-nine thousand lightly fried eggs fell out of it...materializing in a large woobly heap on the famine-struck land of Poghril in the Pansel system. The whole Poghril tribe had died out from famine except for one last man who died of cholesterol poisoning some weeks later."	Douglas Adams
"The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion."	Albert Einstein
"It is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth."	Oscar Wilde
"People can have the Model T in any colour - so long as it's black."	Henry Ford
"Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons."	Buckminster Fuller
"Twice: Once too often."	Ambrose Bierce
"Can I ask a rhetorical question? Well, can I?"	Ambrose Bierce
"Liberty, n: One of imaginations most precious possessions."	Ambrose Bierce
"Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable."	Ambrose Bierce
"Circus, n: A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to so men, women and children acting the fool."	Ambrose Bierce
"Selfish, adj: Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others."	Ambrose Bierce
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