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"What was that number for 911 again?"
Homer Simpson
"Lisa, you're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all by yourself."
Homer Simpson
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel."
Homer Simpson
"One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him."
Douglas Adams
"Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization."
Ambrose Bierce
"The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it's not going to go up, don't buy it!"
Will Rogers
"The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense."
Tom Clancy
"Well actually it's a lot like smoking a cigar, but you don't bite the tip off."
Tom Clancy
"Friends and neighbors complain that taxes are indeed very heavy, and if those laid on by the government were the only ones we had to pay, we might the more easily discharge them; but we have many others, and much more grievous to some of us. We are taxed twice as much by our idleness, three times as much by our pride, and four times as much by our folly."
Benjamin Franklin
"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education."
Bertrand Russell
"People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built."
Eleanor Roosevelt
"Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software."
Author Unknown
"If it draws blood, it's hardware."
Author Unknown
"I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere."
Author Unknown
"RAM disk is not an installation procedure."
Author Unknown
"The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord."
Author Unknown
"Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it."
Author Unknown
"It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature."
Author Unknown
"Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension."
Author Unknown
"I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art."
Kahlil Gibran
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