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"Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose."	Oscar Wilde
"I can resist anything but temptation."	Oscar Wilde
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."	Groucho Marx
"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana."	Groucho Marx
"If you want to know where God is ask a drunk."	Groucho Marx
"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."	Groucho Marx
"24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?"	Groucho Marx
"Patience is the art of finding something else to do."	Groucho Marx
"While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery."	Groucho Marx
"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light."	Groucho Marx
"If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham."	Groucho Marx
"This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach."	Groucho Marx
"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing but you could see it."	Groucho Marx
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."	Groucho Marx
"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat."	Homer Simpson
"If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth."	Homer Simpson
"Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs."	Homer Simpson
"If a tree falls in the forest on a mime, does anyone care?"	Homer Simpson
"British skydiver Alfred Peters collided with a sportplane. Peters broke his foot, while the plane crashed and the four people on board died."	Homer Simpson
"If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?"	Homer Simpson
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