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"Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If it draws blood, it's hardware." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"RAM disk is not an installation procedure." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it." Dave Barry 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on." Dave Barry 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image." Stephen Hawking 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"But they are useless. They can only give you answers." Pablo Picasso 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software." Author Unknown 4.8750 average rating Rate this Quote
"Computers have lots of memory but no imagination." Author Unknown 4.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"In God we trust, all others we virus scan." Author Unknown 4.5714 average rating Rate this Quote
"Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends you an error message that requires you to call the customer-support hot line and be placed on hold for approximately the life-span of a caribou." Dave Barry 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." Author Unknown 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"I just wish my mouth had a backspace key." Author Unknown 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks." Author Unknown 4.2000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog." Doug Larson 4.2000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups." Author Unknown 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
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