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"Computers have lots of memory but no imagination."	Author Unknown
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."	Author Unknown
"Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software."	Author Unknown
"If it draws blood, it's hardware."	Author Unknown
"I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere."	Author Unknown
"Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?"	Author Unknown
"RAM disk is not an installation procedure."	Author Unknown
"Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks."	Author Unknown
"The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord."	Author Unknown
"Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it."	Author Unknown
"Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups."	Author Unknown
"In God we trust, all others we virus scan."	Author Unknown
"It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature."	Author Unknown
"I just wish my mouth had a backspace key."	Author Unknown
"Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software."	Author Unknown
"RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages."	Dave Barry
"Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz."	Dave Barry
"Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends you an error message that requires you to call the customer-support hot line and be placed on hold for approximately the life-span of a caribou."	Dave Barry
"Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it."	Dave Barry
"Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations."	Dave Barry
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