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"Love the earth and sun and animals, Despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, Stand up for the stupid and crazy, Devote your income and labor to others... And your very flesh shall be a great poem." Walt Whitman 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"Find out how much God has given you and from it take what you need; the remainder is needed by others." Saint Augustine 4.2500 average rating Rate this Quote
"Put your future in good hands - your own." Author Unknown 4.2500 average rating Rate this Quote
"If we are to be a really great people, we must strive in good faith to play a great part in the world. We cannot avoid meeting great issues. All that we can determine for ourselves is whether we shall meet them well or ill." Theodore Roosevelt 4.2500 average rating Rate this Quote
"I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't." Mark Twain 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If we were all given by magic the power to read each other's thoughts, I suppose the first effect would be to dissolve all friendships." Bertrand Russell 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time." Author Unknown 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread." Josh Billings 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business." Henry Ford 3.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"Truth is such a rare thing, it is delightful to tell it." Emily Dickinson 3.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." Doug Larson 3.5556 average rating Rate this Quote
"Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street." Author Unknown 3.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff." Ambrose Bierce 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I do not admire a virtue like valour when it is pushed to excess, if I do not see at the same time the excess of the opposite virtue, as one does in Epaminondas, who displayed extreme valour and extreme benevolence. For otherwise it is not an ascent, but a fall. We do not display our greatness by placing ourselves at one extremity, but rather by being at both at the same time, and filling up the whole of the space between them." Blaise Pascal 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"When the horse is dead, get off." Author Unknown 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I am convinced that nothing will happen to me, for I know the greatness of the task for which Providence has chosen me." Adolf Hitler 2.6000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Great men are the guideposts and landmarks in the state." Edmund Burke Rate this Quote
"When you dig another out of their troubles, you find a place to bury your own." Author Unknown Rate this Quote
"Always tell the truth. If you can't always tell the truth, don't lie." Author Unknown Rate this Quote
"There be three things which make a nation great and prosperous: a fertile soil, busy workshops, easy conveyance for men and goods from place to place." Francis Bacon Rate this Quote
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