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"The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed."	Henry Ford
"The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money."	Author Unknown
"There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love."	Mother Teresa
"There are so many men who can figure costs, and so few who can measure values."	Author Unknown
"There be three things which make a nation great and prosperous: a fertile soil, busy workshops, easy conveyance for men and goods from place to place."	Francis Bacon
"There is no use whatever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb himself."	Andrew Carnegie
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook."	Groucho Marx
"Things of the spirit differ from things material in that the more you give the more you have."	Christopher Morley
"This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anyone could have."	Author Unknown
"Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing the matter with this, except that it ain't so."	Mark Twain
"Truth is such a rare thing, it is delightful to tell it."	Emily Dickinson
"Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it."	Mark Twain
"We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet."	Author Unknown
"We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails."	Author Unknown
"When I was a young man, I wanted to change the world. I found it was difficult to change the world, so I tried to change my nation. When I found I couldn't change the nation, I began to focus on my town. I couldn't change the town and as an older man, I tried to change my family. Now, as an old man, I realize the only thing I can change is myself, and suddenly I realize that if long ago I had changed myself, I could have made an impact on my family. My family and I could have made an impact on our town. Their impact could have changed the nation and I could indeed have changed the world."	Author Unknown
"When in doubt, tell the truth."	Mark Twain
"When the horse is dead, get off."	Author Unknown
"When you dig another out of their troubles, you find a place to bury your own."	Author Unknown
"You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself."	Gene Mauch
"Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues."	Author Unknown
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