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"I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done." Henry Ford 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it; every arrow that flies feels the attraction of earth." Henry Wadsworth Longfellow 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once." Isaac Asimov 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread." Josh Billings 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"My piece of bread only belongs to me when I know that everyone else has a share, and that no one starves while I eat." Leo Tolstoy 4.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it." Mark Twain 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing the matter with this, except that it ain't so." Mark Twain 4.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." Mark Twain 4.9024 average rating Rate this Quote
"I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't." Mark Twain 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it." Mark Twain 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"When in doubt, tell the truth." Mark Twain 4.3750 average rating Rate this Quote
"I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world." Mother Teresa 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one." Mother Teresa 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love." Mother Teresa 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier." Mother Teresa 4.9667 average rating Rate this Quote
"Be an opener of doors for such as come after thee, and do not try to make the universe a blind alley." Ralph Waldo Emerson 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Find out how much God has given you and from it take what you need; the remainder is needed by others." Saint Augustine 4.2500 average rating Rate this Quote
"If we are to be a really great people, we must strive in good faith to play a great part in the world. We cannot avoid meeting great issues. All that we can determine for ourselves is whether we shall meet them well or ill." Theodore Roosevelt 4.2500 average rating Rate this Quote
"Love the earth and sun and animals, Despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, Stand up for the stupid and crazy, Devote your income and labor to others... And your very flesh shall be a great poem." Walt Whitman 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"No mask like open truth to cover lies, As to go naked is the best disguise." William Congreve 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
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