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"Some people will not tolerate such emotional honesty in communication. They would rather defend their dishonesty on the grounds that it might hurt others. Therefore, having rationalized their phoniness into nobility, they settle for superficial relationships."	Author Unknown
"Always tell the truth. If you can't always tell the truth, don't lie."	Author Unknown
"I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world."	Mother Teresa
"If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one."	Mother Teresa
"There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love."	Mother Teresa
"Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier."	Mother Teresa
"There be three things which make a nation great and prosperous: a fertile soil, busy workshops, easy conveyance for men and goods from place to place."	Francis Bacon
"Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread."	Josh Billings
"Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once."	Isaac Asimov
"Be an opener of doors for such as come after thee, and do not try to make the universe a blind alley."	Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Things of the spirit differ from things material in that the more you give the more you have."	Christopher Morley
"If we are to be a really great people, we must strive in good faith to play a great part in the world. We cannot avoid meeting great issues. All that we can determine for ourselves is whether we shall meet them well or ill."	Theodore Roosevelt
"If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it; every arrow that flies feels the attraction of earth."	Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself."	Gene Mauch
"Truth is such a rare thing, it is delightful to tell it."	Emily Dickinson
"I am convinced that nothing will happen to me, for I know the greatness of the task for which Providence has chosen me."	Adolf Hitler
"My piece of bread only belongs to me when I know that everyone else has a share, and that no one starves while I eat."	Leo Tolstoy
"Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours."	Doug Larson
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept."	Doug Larson
"Love the earth and sun and animals, Despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, Stand up for the stupid and crazy, Devote your income and labor to others... And your very flesh shall be a great poem."	Walt Whitman
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