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"Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues." Author Unknown 4.8571 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it." Author Unknown 4.8571 average rating Rate this Quote
"No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar." Abraham Lincoln 4.8500 average rating Rate this Quote
"We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails." Author Unknown 4.8485 average rating Rate this Quote
"This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anyone could have." Author Unknown 4.8333 average rating Rate this Quote
"Instead of counting your days, make your days count." Author Unknown 4.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
"My piece of bread only belongs to me when I know that everyone else has a share, and that no one starves while I eat." Leo Tolstoy 4.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing the matter with this, except that it ain't so." Mark Twain 4.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world." Mother Teresa 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours." Doug Larson 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future." Author Unknown 4.6000 average rating Rate this Quote
"He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help." Abraham Lincoln 4.5882 average rating Rate this Quote
"Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it." Mark Twain 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"There are so many men who can figure costs, and so few who can measure values." Author Unknown 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love." Mother Teresa 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it; every arrow that flies feels the attraction of earth." Henry Wadsworth Longfellow 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx 4.4545 average rating Rate this Quote
"When in doubt, tell the truth." Mark Twain 4.3750 average rating Rate this Quote
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it." Mark Twain 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"Go the extra mile. It's never crowded." Author Unknown 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
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