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"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." Doug Larson 3.5556 average rating Rate this Quote
"If we are to be a really great people, we must strive in good faith to play a great part in the world. We cannot avoid meeting great issues. All that we can determine for ourselves is whether we shall meet them well or ill." Theodore Roosevelt 4.2500 average rating Rate this Quote
"If we were all given by magic the power to read each other's thoughts, I suppose the first effect would be to dissolve all friendships." Bertrand Russell 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time." Author Unknown 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one." Mother Teresa 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it." Author Unknown 4.8571 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it; every arrow that flies feels the attraction of earth." Henry Wadsworth Longfellow 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Instead of counting your days, make your days count." Author Unknown 4.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Know your limits... but never stop trying to exceed them." Author Unknown 4.9091 average rating Rate this Quote
"Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier." Mother Teresa 4.9667 average rating Rate this Quote
"Love the earth and sun and animals, Despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, Stand up for the stupid and crazy, Devote your income and labor to others... And your very flesh shall be a great poem." Walt Whitman 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"My piece of bread only belongs to me when I know that everyone else has a share, and that no one starves while I eat." Leo Tolstoy 4.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
"No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar." Abraham Lincoln 4.8500 average rating Rate this Quote
"No mask like open truth to cover lies, As to go naked is the best disguise." William Congreve 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little." Edmund Burke 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once." Isaac Asimov 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Put your future in good hands - your own." Author Unknown 4.2500 average rating Rate this Quote
"Some people will not tolerate such emotional honesty in communication. They would rather defend their dishonesty on the grounds that it might hurt others. Therefore, having rationalized their phoniness into nobility, they settle for superficial relationships." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street." Author Unknown 3.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff." Ambrose Bierce 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
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