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"A good example has twice the value of good advice." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Instead of counting your days, make your days count." Author Unknown 4.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street." Author Unknown 3.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future." Author Unknown 4.6000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Some people will not tolerate such emotional honesty in communication. They would rather defend their dishonesty on the grounds that it might hurt others. Therefore, having rationalized their phoniness into nobility, they settle for superficial relationships." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Always tell the truth. If you can't always tell the truth, don't lie." Author Unknown Rate this Quote
"If we were all given by magic the power to read each other's thoughts, I suppose the first effect would be to dissolve all friendships." Bertrand Russell 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I do not admire a virtue like valour when it is pushed to excess, if I do not see at the same time the excess of the opposite virtue, as one does in Epaminondas, who displayed extreme valour and extreme benevolence. For otherwise it is not an ascent, but a fall. We do not display our greatness by placing ourselves at one extremity, but rather by being at both at the same time, and filling up the whole of the space between them." Blaise Pascal 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Things of the spirit differ from things material in that the more you give the more you have." Christopher Morley 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours." Doug Larson 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." Doug Larson 3.5556 average rating Rate this Quote
"Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little." Edmund Burke 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Great men are the guideposts and landmarks in the state." Edmund Burke Rate this Quote
"Truth is such a rare thing, it is delightful to tell it." Emily Dickinson 3.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"There be three things which make a nation great and prosperous: a fertile soil, busy workshops, easy conveyance for men and goods from place to place." Francis Bacon Rate this Quote
"You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself." Gene Mauch 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook." Groucho Marx 4.4545 average rating Rate this Quote
"A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business." Henry Ford 3.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed." Henry Ford 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
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