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"The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money."	Author Unknown
"Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues."	Author Unknown
"We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails."	Author Unknown
"There are so many men who can figure costs, and so few who can measure values."	Author Unknown
"Put your future in good hands - your own."	Author Unknown
"Know your limits... but never stop trying to exceed them."	Author Unknown
"We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet."	Author Unknown
"If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time."	Author Unknown
"When the horse is dead, get off."	Author Unknown
"This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anyone could have."	Author Unknown
"God has not called us to see through each other, but to see each other through."	Author Unknown
"If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it."	Author Unknown
"When you dig another out of their troubles, you find a place to bury your own."	Author Unknown
"Go the extra mile. It's never crowded."	Author Unknown
"When I was a young man, I wanted to change the world. I found it was difficult to change the world, so I tried to change my nation. When I found I couldn't change the nation, I began to focus on my town. I couldn't change the town and as an older man, I tried to change my family. Now, as an old man, I realize the only thing I can change is myself, and suddenly I realize that if long ago I had changed myself, I could have made an impact on my family. My family and I could have made an impact on our town. Their impact could have changed the nation and I could indeed have changed the world."	Author Unknown
"A good example has twice the value of good advice."	Author Unknown
"Instead of counting your days, make your days count."	Author Unknown
"Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street."	Author Unknown
"A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future."	Author Unknown
"Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half."	Author Unknown
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