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"A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business." Henry Ford 3.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"A good example has twice the value of good advice." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." Mark Twain 4.9024 average rating Rate this Quote
"A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future." Author Unknown 4.6000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Always tell the truth. If you can't always tell the truth, don't lie." Author Unknown Rate this Quote
"Be an opener of doors for such as come after thee, and do not try to make the universe a blind alley." Ralph Waldo Emerson 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours." Doug Larson 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"Find out how much God has given you and from it take what you need; the remainder is needed by others." Saint Augustine 4.2500 average rating Rate this Quote
"Go the extra mile. It's never crowded." Author Unknown 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"God has not called us to see through each other, but to see each other through." Author Unknown 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Great men are the guideposts and landmarks in the state." Edmund Burke Rate this Quote
"He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help." Abraham Lincoln 4.5882 average rating Rate this Quote
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it." Mark Twain 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread." Josh Billings 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world." Mother Teresa 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"I am convinced that nothing will happen to me, for I know the greatness of the task for which Providence has chosen me." Adolf Hitler 2.6000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't." Mark Twain 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done." Henry Ford 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I do not admire a virtue like valour when it is pushed to excess, if I do not see at the same time the excess of the opposite virtue, as one does in Epaminondas, who displayed extreme valour and extreme benevolence. For otherwise it is not an ascent, but a fall. We do not display our greatness by placing ourselves at one extremity, but rather by being at both at the same time, and filling up the whole of the space between them." Blaise Pascal 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
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