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"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook."	Groucho Marx
"Find out how much God has given you and from it take what you need; the remainder is needed by others."	Saint Augustine
"There is no use whatever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb himself."	Andrew Carnegie
"Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little."	Edmund Burke
"Great men are the guideposts and landmarks in the state."	Edmund Burke
"A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business."	Henry Ford
"The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed."	Henry Ford
"I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done."	Henry Ford
"The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff."	Ambrose Bierce
"He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help."	Abraham Lincoln
"No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar."	Abraham Lincoln
"Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it."	Mark Twain
"Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing the matter with this, except that it ain't so."	Mark Twain
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."	Mark Twain
"I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't."	Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."	Mark Twain
"When in doubt, tell the truth."	Mark Twain
"No mask like open truth to cover lies, As to go naked is the best disguise."	William Congreve
"If we were all given by magic the power to read each other's thoughts, I suppose the first effect would be to dissolve all friendships."	Bertrand Russell
"I do not admire a virtue like valour when it is pushed to excess, if I do not see at the same time the excess of the opposite virtue, as one does in Epaminondas, who displayed extreme valour and extreme benevolence. For otherwise it is not an ascent, but a fall. We do not display our greatness by placing ourselves at one extremity, but rather by being at both at the same time, and filling up the whole of the space between them."	Blaise Pascal
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