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"Opportunity knocks at the strangest times, It's not the time that matters But how you answer the door." Steve Gray 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and humanity of the whole year. As for me, I like to take my Christmas a little at a time, all through the year. And thus I drift along into the holidays--let them overtake me unexpectedly--waking up some fine morning and suddenly saying to myself: "Why this is Christmas Day!" David Grayson 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." Lewis Grizzard 4.4615 average rating Rate this Quote
"Religions must continue to evolve to keep up with changing times, because only fittest shall survive." B. J. Gupta Rate this Quote
"Life goes through changes so fast, you think your life is great, than one of your best friends dies. Then you think you found someone you truly love, only to figure out, she doesn't love you back. You cry and cry and cry, but nothing changes. You realize, that you must accept things for what they are, and what they have made you become.Everything in life changes you in some way. Even the smallest things. If you do not accept these changes, you do not accept yourself. For through these changes brings new and greater things to you, making you wiser, as time progresses. To avoid these changes is a loss. You only live your life once. Do not waste a minute of it avoiding things. Let them come to you, and learn from them. There's always tomorrow." Adam R. Gwizdala 4.8276 average rating Rate this Quote
"Everything in life changes you in some way. Even the smallest things. If you do not accept these changes you do not accept yourself. For through these changes brings new and greater things to you, making you wiser, as time progresses. To avoid these changes is a loss. You only live your life once. Do not waste a minute of it avoiding things. Let them come to you, and learn from them. There is always tomorrow." Adam R. Gwizdala 4.7000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.4000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves. And usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly Head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly Head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly'? I'm afraid some people might actually think that." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face and yell, and if you didn't have the right answers, mister, you'd be peeling potatoes or changing the latrine. Hey, wait. I wasn't in the army. Then who WAS that guy?!" Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.3125 average rating Rate this Quote
"As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.9231 average rating Rate this Quote
"Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of life, because we're not ready. But maybe they'll change their tune after a little torture." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 3.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] Rate this Quote
"I wonder if the polite thing to do is always the right thing to do. When I met the family from Japan, they all bowed. I pretended like I was going to bow, but then I just kept going and flipped over on my back. I did this five times. I think they got the point." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, 'Think again, bat man.'" Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.4286 average rating Rate this Quote
"Sometimes I wonder if I'm patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but on both sides." Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] 4.6000 average rating Rate this Quote
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