Yogi Berra

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Quote	Categories	Rating	Rate
"50% of all married people are women"	God, Stupidity
"50% of the putts that are left short don't go in."	God, Stupidity
"A reporter once said to John Lennon that Decca would be kicking themselves for rejecting the beatles, Lennon instantly replied, "I hope they kick themselves to death."	God, Stupidity
"Everything should be built top-down, except the first time."	God, Stupidity
"I didn't really say everything I said."	Quotations
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"	God, Stupidity
"If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else."	God, Stupidity
"If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it."	God, Stupidity
"It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays."	Baseball
"It ain't over till it's over."	Art
"Nobody goes there anymore...it's too crowded!"	God, Stupidity
"What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it."	Art
"You can see a lot by just looking."	Quotations
"You wouldn't have won if we had beaten you."	God, Stupidity

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