Woody Allen

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"In Beverley Hills, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into television shows."	Television
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."	Atheism
"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."	Marriage
"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."	Music
"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?"	Friendship, Dreams
"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."	Failure
"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman."	Sex
"More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly."	Choice, History, Hope
"I am at two with nature."	Nature
"Natasha, to love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness, I hope you're getting this down."	Love
"The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion."	Excellence
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."	Military, Peace, Reading
"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."	Education, School, Teaching
"Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind."	Knowledge, Wisdom
"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things."	Art, Memory
"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."	Miscellaneous
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."	Death, Desires, Fear
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."	Success
"Be alert... the world needs more lerts."	God, Stupidity
"Natasha, to love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness, I hope you're getting this down."	Friendship, Dreams
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