Will Rogers

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"We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?"	Justice
"The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win."	Politics
"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators."	Politics
"We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in."	Politics
"The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort."	Prayer
"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."	God, Taxes
"You can't say civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way."	Anti-Religion, War
"You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?"	Women
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."	Marriage
"Politics is applesauce."	Politics
"The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best."	Politics
"Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work."	Love, Communism
"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does."	Economics, Democracy
"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."	Anti-Religion, War
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