Jules Feiffer

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"Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?"	Art, Death, Religion
"I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. They told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy, I was deprived. Then they told me underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary."	Age, Excellence
"The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten."	Lies, Men, Mistakes

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