Henny Youngman

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Quote	Categories	Rating	Rate
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."	Marriage
"He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them."	Success, Insults
"Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it."	God, Stupidity
"Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency."	God, Stupidity
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."	Marriage
"We aim to please... You aim too, please."	God, Stupidity
"What is a home without children? Quiet."	Children
"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."	Humor
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."	God, Stupidity

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