Groucho Marx

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"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light."	God, Stupidity
"If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham."	God, Stupidity
"This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach."	God, Stupidity
"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing but you could see it."	God, Stupidity
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."	God, Stupidity
"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot."	Success, Insults
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!"	Success, Insults
"You're the reason our kids are so ugly."	Success, Insults
"He's a male chauvinistic piglet."	Success, Insults
"Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world."	Success, Insults
"Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?"	Success, Insults
"I could dance with you until the cows come home... on second thoughts, I'll dance with the cows and you go home."	Success, Insults
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8�. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."	Television
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8�. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."	Art
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."	Humor
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."	Politics
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."	Government
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