Groucho Marx

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"Humor is reason gone mad."	Humor
"If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong."	Wisdom
"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot."	Success, Insults
"You're the reason our kids are so ugly."	Success, Insults
"Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?"	Success, Insults
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."	Politics
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."	Government
"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light."	God, Stupidity
"I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it."	Success, Insults
"If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham."	God, Stupidity
"If you go by the book then you have no book of your own to write."	Wisdom
"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."	God, Stupidity
"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana."	God, Stupidity
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."	God, Stupidity
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."	Anti-God, Books
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!"	Success, Insults
"24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?"	God, Stupidity
"Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose."	Wisdom
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."	God, Stupidity
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."	Children
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