Dorothy Parker

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"He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery."	Humor
"Cleveland? Yes, I spent a week there one day."	God, Stupidity
"By the time you're his Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying."	Marriage
"His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets."	Quotations
"Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa."	Success, Insults
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."	Money
"I can't write five words but that I change seven."	Art
"[We look like] a road company of the Last Supper."	Humor
"Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!"	God, Stupidity
"Somebody was using the pencil."	Art
"My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man."	God, Stupidity
"Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction."	God, Stupidity
"How can they tell?"	Humor
"As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night."	Philosophy
"As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night."	Wisdom
"My verses, I cannot say poems�. I was following in the exquisite footsteps of Miss Millay, unhappily in my own horrible sneakers."	Art
"Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose."	God, Stupidity
"His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets."	Miscellaneous

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