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Dennis Miller

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Dennis Miller

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"Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept a guy with a big white beard hawking his own custom blend of saw palmetto and squirrel dandruff that it is to hear a real doctor telling us to lay off the big macs, and get off our fat asses and take a walk every decade or so."	Success, Insults
"Looking at Capitol Hill is like looking at that Escher picture of the wild geese flying together: makes no fucking sense and occasionally shits on your head."	God, Stupidity
"I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped."	God, Stupidity
"How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching."	God, Stupidity
"When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat."	God, Stupidity

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