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"TV. If kids are entertained by two letters, imagine the fun they'll have with twenty-six. Open your child's imagination. Open a book."	Anti-God, Books
"If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions."	Reading
"If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions."	Anti-God, Books
"God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me."	Economics, Change
"A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often."	Children
"A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer."	Children
"Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."	Children
"Computers have lots of memory but no imagination."	God, Computers
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."	God, Computers
"Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software."	God, Computers
"If it draws blood, it's hardware."	God, Computers
"I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere."	God, Computers
"Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?"	God, Computers
"RAM disk is not an installation procedure."	God, Computers
"Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks."	God, Computers
"The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord."	God, Computers
"Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it."	God, Computers
"Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups."	God, Computers
"In God we trust, all others we virus scan."	God, Computers
"It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature."	God, Computers
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