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"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"	Food
"Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it."	Food
"Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made."	Food
"Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray."	Food
"Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog wouldn't eat."	Food
"A three-year-old gave this reaction to her Christmas dinner: "I don't like the turkey, but I like the bread he ate."	Food
"No one is free when others are oppressed."	Freedom
"Men fight for freedom, then they begin to accumulate laws to take it away from themselves."	Freedom
"A good friend is cheaper than therapy."	Friendship
"A good friend is cheaper than therapy."	Government, Friends
"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."	Friendship
"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."	Government, Friends
"The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head."	Friendship
"The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head."	Government, Friends
"A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see - and hits it."	Genius
"Know your limits... but never stop trying to exceed them."	Comedy, Goals
"We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet."	Comedy, Goals
"If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time."	Comedy, Goals
"When the horse is dead, get off."	Comedy, Goals
"This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anyone could have."	Comedy, Goals
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