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"A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn."	Anti-Religion, Adversity
"A biophysicist talks physics to the biologists and biology to the physicists, but then he meets another biophysicist, they just discuss women."	Science
"A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip."	Anti-God, Birth
"A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip."	Anti-God, Birthdays
"A brave arm makes a short sword long."	Courage
"A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often."	Children
"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."	Sex
"A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer."	Children
"A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted."	Quotations
"A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted."	Humor
"A dirty book is rarely dusty."	Reading
"A dirty book is rarely dusty."	Anti-God, Books
"A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report."	Quotations
"A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant."	Success, Imagination
"A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should."	Government, Friends
"A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see - and hits it."	Genius
"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't."	Quotations
"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't."	Humor
"A good book on your shelf is a friend that turns its back on you and remains a friend."	Reading
"A good book on your shelf is a friend that turns its back on you and remains a friend."	Anti-God, Books
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Age	America	Anger
Anti-God	Anti-Religion	Art
Attitude	Baseball	Beauty
Birth	Birthdays	Books
Change	Children	Christmas
Comedy	Computers	Confidence
Conformity	Courage	Dancing
Death	Decisions	Democracy
Dreams	Drugs	Economics
Education	Effort	Experience
Facts	Failure	Faith
Family	Fate	Fear
Food	Freedom	Friends
Friendship	Genius	Goals
God	Government	Graduation
Halloween	Happiness	Health
Help	History	Hockey
Honesty	Hope	Humor
Ideas	Ignorance	Imagination
Insults	Justice	Knowledge
Laughter	Leadership	Life
Love	Luck	Marriage
Memory	Men	Military
Miscellaneous	Mistakes	Money
Music	Philosophy	Photography
Poetry	Politics	Prayer
Quotations	Reading	Religion
Responsibility	Risk	Sanity
Science	Sex	Sleep
Soccer	Success	Taxes
Technology	Television	Thanksgiving
Thinking	Time	Virtue
War	Women	Worrying
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